Be More Chill: The Musical - Be More Chill Part 1 歌词
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
But I am a masturbator--
We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
All your stammering's a chore
Wh-wh-what?
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Buh
Wha?
Buh
Wha?
No
Aah!
Stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
Jesus christ
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
What?! What's wrong with my shirt--
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
How are you with math homework?
I'm a super-computer, jeremy
I'm made of math
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
And boy, can I see why!
Now you try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
Sorry
Jerry?
Jeremy
You shop here?
Oh, yeah all the time--
Never
Never
Is what I meant to
Greet the beta
Oh
Hey, brooke
You look sexy
I can't say that to a hot girl!
Don't smile
Stare intensely
Speak like you don't care about your own death
Lookin' pretty sexy, brooke
Thanks
Is that a girl's shirt?
No
Yes
Yes
Repeat after me--
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
It's still painful
It's still painful
So, who was this mystery girl?
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--
Madeline
Madeline
What?
She's french
Ugh! She is not french!
She just pretends to be for attention!