Take me away to the cleansing place
Where the doors of the bathroom are open wide
The shower head greets me there
My body odor I try to hide
Take me away close the shower curtain
Where you can pee in the drain and no one knows
The place that holds the shampoo and soap
When I'm clean I sit next to you and...
Pray that I won't stink forever
The pungent man will not be me
Today, I'll clean myself forever
When I'm clean, It sure feels neat
After many days in manure and mud
In the bubble bath I do confide
Scrubbing inside and around my ears
Wash under my arms and my behind
Fly me away to a cleaner world
Where there's no more stench and
can be no grime
The place that holds the shampoo and soap
When I'm clean I sit next to you and...
Here I am from the suds super bowl
Fresh and loved, I crawl out of this hole
No there's no time left for crawling in the mud
No there's no time left,
I'm too busy with the suds and..