Baby your as faithful as my '82 Datsun 310
You told me that our love would never end
You always said you'd never stop varying for me
Your sickening words of love made me want to flee
You change your mind all of the time
I'd rather change my tires than hang around with liars
Love is a cracked head gasket
All of the pieces fit in a basket
Baby your love only went so far
Now all I have is this bloody old car
Women did you think all those dates we had were free
You left me with nothing but my misery
Your Juvenile ways really made me want to yak
Even if you gave me five bucks, I wouldn't take you back