If I were you and you were me
Would you work my body tastefully
Or run my reputation to the ground
'Cause if I were in your shoes
Life would be a pleasure cruise
And the use of my cliches, they would astound
How long have we been blood brothers?
Please remind me, I haven't a clue
So here's to you
I wish you well
'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell
So shake hands
And make this transfer complete
Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly sweet
I know you're scared, and so am I
But now is not the time to cry
Any sign of weakness is dismissed
So look at me and hold the gaze
It'll only last a couple days
We'll lock our fingers 'round each other's wrists
How long have we kept from the others
Just exactly what we're going to do?
So here's to you
I wish you well
'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell
So shake hands
And make this transfer complete
Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly sweet
So here's to you
I wish you well
'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell
So shake hands
And make this transfer complete
Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly
You, I wish you well (How long have we been blood brothers?)
'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell (Please remind me, I haven't a clue)
So shake hands (How long have we kept from the others)
And make this transfer complete (Just exactly what we're going to do?)
Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly