Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, no,
My boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely false,
and now my sweater's tight ya.
Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger mammries, I want them to show now, no because,
CHORUS:
My chest flatness was killing me, and I, I must confess,
I paid for these, paid for these.
I look 32, I'm just a child,
I am a crime, make my boobies one more size.
Oh baby baby, I got double Ds, it's true
Now you've all been blinded,
Oh pretty boobies, you are so big, and ,oh, so new
that's just the wasy I planned it!
Golly, RollingStone was naughty, see me, baby, barely wearingclothes now, Because