A perfect chair
To park my derriere
Look out the window
and see the world moving along
A scenic view
Tell me what I should do
It's irrelevant 'cause
I don't ever listen
You still offer your ostrich omelette
You already bought the farm
A snail's pace
Is better than that rat race
The labyrinth maze is never ending
So skip the cheese
And rise from your knees
That concrete ground ain't very comfy
You still offer your calloused hand
But your just a shell of a man
Dive off the deep end
Someone's drainded the pool
a hard surface you collide
Dives off the deep end
Why choose to pretend
What your diving towards
Is an owl's eye
Dive off the deep end
Dive off the deep end
Somones draided the pool
Faster than you collide
Dive off the deep end
Try not to pretend
What your timing towards
empty boobie prize
Dive
Dive
Dive