Got thrown in a riot van,
and the coppers kicked him in,
and there was no way he could win,
just had to take it on the chin.
Smoked a bong last night
and stole somebody's telephone,
he thinks it's all alright,
but they've left him on his own,
on his own.
Baby stop calling,
over and over yeah,
and give me some funny cigarettes,
and do what they told you yeah.
Pinched a car with one headlight,
lost control the passengers were screaming.
Made him shut his eyes reet tight,
think of you and hope that he was dreaming.
Then up rolls the riot van and called the fire brigade,
but it was already too late,
and there was no arrest to make.
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Baby stop calling, over and over yeah.
And give me some funy cigarrettes,
and do what they told you yeah.