007 and Brucey Wayne
Are shitting there selves
Because theres another name coming to claim
What is his to claim
10% faster with a sturdier frame
Hes certainly come into his own
Theres one on his arm in every land that he roams
And two consecutive nights alone
Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown
They said he looks so handsome
Stood not dancing
Drawing you in like its boring to him
Its a war you cant win
And the first and the last
Are two things youll never be, my darling
Another roll around and another push and shove
Further away from the idea of love
And his conclusion it must be good
Oh, wouldnt the penny would drop with an incredible thud
They forgot to kick the tin, he knows where shes going
But dont know where shes been
And as opposed to the Other thing
Hell worry about it when its trouble hes in
They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing
Drawing you in like its boring to him
Its a war you cant win and the first and the last are two
Things youll never be my darling
Things youll never be my darling
(Two things you will never be my darling)
(Two things youll never be my darling)
They sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines
Not to feel like a twat at times is hard
(But not for this kid, not when they come to you)