Announcers:
Scene 1... Kentucky Jones gets thrown out of another bar
(lots of fighting going on)
Kentucky: Ah! God Damn! Jesus! eugh! argh! eungh! Help! Somebody! God!
Bar Fighter: STAY THE HELL OUT YOU COMMIE FAGGOT!
Kentucky: Eugh. Damnit. Can't a guy start a barfight without getting thrown into the streets? Well, I'd better get back to work.
(a kid runs into Kentucky)
Kentucky: Eugh!
Kid: Oh I'm so sorry Mister Jones!
Kentucky: Aw that's alright kid, just watch where yer going next time or I'll snap your n... Hey, wait a second. How do you know my name?
Kid: Everybody knows your name around here. You're search for The Lost Bark! Well I gotta go. Bye Bye!
Kentucky: Yeah, see ya around kid. Wait a second! HEY GET BACK HERE!
Kid: Yes Doctor Jones?
Kentucky: Why don't you give me back my wallet. And after you do that, we'll take you back to the police.
Kid: Oh no please Doctor Jones! I just wanted to buy some sushi!
Kentucky: Yeah, and I'm your dead granny! Come on kid let's go!
Kid: Wait! I will take you to my father if you don't turn me in. He is said to be the only one who knows where the Lost Bark is!
Kentucky: Hmmm, ok Kid, you've got a deal. But if you're lying, I'll snap your...
Kid: Yeah yeah, LET'S GO!
Announcer: End of Scene 1. Stay tuned next week for another action packed episode of... KENTUCKY JONES!
(trumpet)
Random Guy: hooooooooooooo!