DUMBLEDORE:
I bet
you're the one who gets
all of the boys to buy you things.
UMBRIDGE:
I'm sure
that you get all the girls
to beg you for their wedding rings.
DUMBLEDORE:
I like your twisted humor!
UMBRIDGE:
I like your mystic rumors!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:
I'd say we can assume we're
gonna get along!
UMBRIDGE:
You're not
like average Joes,
or Jims or Tims or Johns.
DUMBLEDORE:
... And I'd wager
that you'd never run from danger
with those muscles made of bronze!
I can safely shout
without a doubt
that it won't take very long...
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:
... Before we're getting--
--and not regretting--
ever setting on gettin' along!
DUMBLEDORE:
You are a beautiful sample!
For example,
my gosh-- you're so strong!
What's-a matter with me?
UMBRIDGE:
Now you're just flattering me!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:
... Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!
UMBRIDGE:
I've never felt this way before...
DUMBLEDORE:
"Felt how?"
UMBRIDGE:
"Um, intimidated..."
... You have such prominence and poise.
DUMBLEDORE:
"Oh, that ol' thing--"
... Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore.
So just try to relax,
face the facts:
You feel just like one of the boys!
UMBRIDGE:
"One of the boys? I do?!"
DUMBLEDORE:
"You sure do baby!"
UMBRIDGE:
Yes sir,
you're the one professor
that'd II'd want detention from!
DUMBLEDORE:
Umbridge-
you're the handsome wizard
that'd I'd want an extension from!
UMBRIDGE:
"... And I'd give it to you!"
DUMBLEDORE:
I'll get the door!
UMBRIDGE:
You'll get much more!
DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:
Either way we can't go wrong...
With how shamelessly
and how famously
we're both just getting' along...
We'll be get, get, gettin',
get, get, gettin',
gettin' along!