It's that time of year, yeah, yeah, yeah
Filled with Christmas cheer
I may be getting old
But I'll get my man this year
I don my ranger mask and yeah, yeah, yeah
Paint my face a'gold
Raise my armpits in the air
Yeah, "Death to Mr. Cringle!"
I want to kill Santa Claus!
I want to kill Father X!
Flashback in the kitchen
Where I saw my mommy and
A bearded man kissing, yeah
Cheating on my old man now
My blood boiling now inside
I grip the gun behind the tree
I come around the corner and
Suddenly I see...
Ho ho ho ho! (Run, rabbit ...)
Merry Christmas, everybody! (Run, rabbit ...)
RUN, RABBIT, RUN!
Godammit!
He got away again
But I'll be waiting patiently
Come this time next year
Every December I hear the song
Of mommy cheating with Santa Claus
Gunna rid the world of that
Homewrecker because
I want to kill Santa Claus!
I want to kill Father X!
I want to kill Santa Claus!
I want to kill Father X!