He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well"
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said," Yes it is but we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at 10"
He said, " I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then"
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u, yeah
He will wait for yo-u
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh, he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and Eggs for half price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry
(Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
He'll be back for yo-u
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
Oh, he'll be back for you
Because he loves you cheeseburger
With all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear
You tw-o apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped
Some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off
Just for you