(Strike one.)
Hey, baby, do you come here often?
(Strike two.)
Hey, baby, now what's your sign?
(Strike three.)
Hold on, now, where you goin'.
(He is out.)
Jimmy's out: next in line.
(First base.)
Why, yes: I went to Harvard. (Safe.)
(Big league.)
I majored in pre-med. (He's got a big lead.)
(Big dog.)
Just stayed for one semester. (It's gonna be close.)
(He's out.)
Tom's out: who's next?
Everybody strikes out nine times outta ten.
But you gotta step up to the plate, son,
'Cause every now and then.
(Last call.)
She walked right up to me.
(Here's the pitch.)
Said: "Could I take you home?"
(There's the drive.)
Hey boys, I'll see you later.
(It could be, he hit it.)
Going, goin' goin', gone.