Write me a little 'Save a hoe' speech
All these fake-ass hoes, fake punk-ass bitches
Do you know what I mean, Vern?
Fuckin 'em up like that, man
$hort Dogs in the house, bitch
Shes a punk-ass bitch, hoe, tramp and a slut
Took her to the motel just to fuck
Last night she licked all on my balls
Pussy got wet like Niagara-falls
Dropped my drawls and the bitch said, Shit
Skinny mothafucka with a fat-ass dick
Its like a T-P-treatment, tongue so fast
From the tip of my head to the crack of my ass
She got busy so I called the crew
You bitches know what to do
Hoes try to front like they aint no tramps
Try to get the pussy and she say you cant
Me and my partners we got that game
Check a square-ass bitch and make her throw that thang
You wine and dine that nasty freak
Dropped her off and got a kiss on the cheek
You never even knew how she ran in the house
Jumped on the phone, started burnin me out
She kept beepin so I made the call
Bitch on the phone, jackin off
Sounded like she was havin fun
Playin with her pearl tongue
I said, Bitch, Im on my way
I give it to you, homeboy, play by play
She had on polka dots with a miniskirt
Jumped in the car, straight went to work
I must to bust two nuts, back to back
Never seen a bitch work head like that
She had me jumpin out of my seat
Workin her jaws to the beat
She was a good dick sucker, I cant lie
Sucked so good I thought Id die
Bitch blew me up, blew me down
All the way back to the Oakland-town
Baby started singin, I love you
Tellin me things she wanted to do
If I needed some money, come to her
Anythin' I want is everythin Im worth
And you know what I said? I told the bitch
I said, Bitch, Im rich
Fuck these hoes, man
I aint trippin
Im like Al
Long-hair suckers
I know youre fine, bitch but you got no cash
You need to get a job but you're lazy-ass
Quit tryin' to juice me up, I aint no punk
I put you in the rap with some serious funk
I wouldnt buy you a car, no diamonds and shit
All the time talkin about your fake-ass gifts
George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain
Bitch, Im buyin you an ounce of this game
You better take it and shut the fuck up
Stop runnin your mouth like a sucka
'Cause yous a punk bitch, it shows a mile away
Everythin you do and everythin you say
Makes you a punk bitch, no good, no doubt
All I gotta do is stick a dick in your mouth
Wanna give up the pussy, bitch, Ill pass
Youre too slim, I like your mamas ass
Pops came home, came up short
Found me in the back room, fuckin 'em both
Now Im the step-daddy and the son-in-law
You call me Too $hort, they call me too raw
I creep out one room into the next
Nothin goin on but some serious sex
Some of these hoes might think Im played
Bald-head bitch need some dookie braids
'Cause that nappy-hair dont even hit
Whats cookin in the kitchen on the back of your neck
Well, like you burned the rise and wanna front on me
You could never fuck with $hort, baby
Im from the O A K L A N D, I slap you in the face with reality
These punk-ass hoes out here are sick
Have ya walkin' round with a drippy dick
So beautiful fine young thang, to get that cock was just like a dream
But now three days later ask Kool Moe
You feel the burnin sensation down below
Youre the true blue victim of a punk-ass bitch
Thought she was a square and she gave you the shit
So for all you hoes that live like this
All the homies in the house say, Punk-ass bitch