Good times & bum times.
I've seen 'em all &, my dear,
I'm still here.
Plush velvet sometimes,
Sometimes just pretzels and beer,
But i'm here.
10 years of braces, voice & tap
Touring in places off the map
Giving auditions on zanick's lap.
Never fear.
My mother drew up the contract,
So i'm here.
I've done commercials & club dates & talk shows.
Gee, that was fun and a half.
When you've done commercials & club dates & talk shows
Anything else is a laugh!
Black sable one day,
Next day it goes into hock,
But i'm here.
Top billing monday,
Tuesday you're touring in stock,
But i'm here.
First you're another true blue tramp,
Then someone's mother,
Then you're camp.
Then you career from career to career.
I'm feeling transcendental
Am i here?
I've gotten through
"hey, lady, aren't you whoo-zis?
Gee! what a looker you were,"
Or, better yet,
"sorry, i thought you were whoo-zis.
What ever happened to her?"
Good times and bum times,
I've seen 'em all
And, my dear,
I'm still here.
Smooth sailin' sometimes,
Sometimes a kick in the rear!
But i'm here.
I've run the gamut a to z.
Three cheers & dammit,
C'est la vie!
I got through all of last year
And i'm here.