Ladies and gentlemen, it is with the greatest pleasure
That I present NiggyTardust
NiggyTardust, grippo king, philosopher, and artist
Downright to the marrow, hes the arrow through the heartless
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest
Woven through the heart of doom, hes bursting through the surface
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose
Threshold king of everything, a comical absurdist
Sometimes when he talks he sings yet keeps his high notes wordless
Sing along when Niggy sings without you
Hed be worthless, homeless, earthless
Venus Hottentot, up in the circus
Freak show, hear him speak so properly
Cause every word is measured against meaning
Probably scheming to unlearn us
Dont you call him by his name white people call him Curtis
When I say niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy, Niggy
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy nuthin', shut up
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy, niggy
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy nuthin', shut up
Put your mama on the phone
You cant say that girl, Niggys grown
What your daddy gonna do?
He cant deny what he knows true
What the preacher gonna say?
Preacher cant shit girl, the preachers gay
What your granny gonna do? She cant deny the truth
Hey, NiggyTardust here to stay
Paint him on your lunch box or your thermos, for a fee
You might win the chance to hang with Niggy for a day
Side effects may include simply doing what you say
Hey, NiggyTardust, no guitar
Ghetto Gothic millionaire, a super duper star
Side effects may include simply being who you are
You are yourself, my darling dear and where never a niggar
When I say niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy, Niggy
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy nuthin', shut up
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy, niggy
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin'
Niggy nuthin', shut up
So what yall niggas wanna do? Im standing at the pearly gates
So you can run and get your crew
Im knockin' once then Im bustin through
With some gold Diadoras and a shirt that reads, Do unto who?
What y'all niggas wanna do
Elevate the race or love these other mutherfuckers too?
The choice is yours, which means its up to you
But how can I love myself if I cant love you?