Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotype Song Тексты

Ive always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love those fat Americans. You know theyre so obnoxious.
Theyre always eating burgers. Theyre always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids cause they dont know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. Cause thats the way they role.
Youve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, theyre
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin burkas while theyre riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, theyre cool, but
Theyre always high, so dont let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
Im just joking. If you didnt know then
Youre a little slow and youre probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think theyre smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women dont shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says theyre all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
Theyve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! Theyre all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
Theyre stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Koreans penis.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.