They call you Doctor PhD
Man you got a lot of degree
How come you have the blues of the no-can-be?
How come you got the feeling of a wannabe?
You got two good cars and a family
You got a Satan's dog that pisses on your tree
You got a happy home
But still you feel alone
You got a lot of dough
And still you're always stoned
They call you doctor PhD
Man you got a lot of degree
Doctor PhD
You got the blues of the no-can-be
You think the world ain't enough
For what you wanna do
But when the things ain't right
You go and walk to the zoo
Mr Monkey Kong ain't so far from you
You look like two ugly guys from Katmandu
They call you doctor PhD
Man you got a lot of degree
Doctor PhD
You got the blues of the no-can-be
Life ain't so weird
Life ain't so extreme
I feel like the silver surfer
Love is the power supreme
You got a happy home
But still you feel alone
You got a lot of dough
And still you're always stoned
They call you doctor PhD