My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
And my body never quite this fat
I'll pay well over the odds just to have
Some teenage abandoned back
I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan
And I swear it was an act of fate
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my thoughts into the center of town
And Schumacher, the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher, the Champagne
Might as well be proud of last place
We used to set ourselves on fire
When chemistry was twice a week
And now I pay for it over a counter
Whilst they become fitness freaks
My bad habits are taking over
All the good left inside
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my thoughts into the center of town
And Schumacher, the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher, the Champagne
Might as well be proud of last place
Schumacher, the Champagne
Never needed good cause to celebrate
Oh, take me as I am, oh, take me as I am
Oh, take me as I am or not at all
Or not at all, or not at all
Or not at all, or not at all, or not at all