Whitney Avalon - Princess Rap Battle: Snow White VS Elsa Тексты

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It's not lame that my aim here's to tell you the truth
I'll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you can't claim the same is really a shame

I'm the original princess, you're a copy of a copy
I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
I'm fragile, but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet, Imma treat, like a boss

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Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency?
You've got no skills 'cause you're focused on your looks
And let's get to it, what's up with you and those seven schnooks?

(Hi-ho!)

I've heard you sing it's a high-pitched chirp

You're Dopey

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You're Grumpy

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You're a bashful twerp

That squeaky meek demeanor is an awful choice
I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

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Uhmm -
You should know that's not singing, you're just yelling
At least now I can't hear the mean lies you're telling
You could've grieved with your sister from the start
But no you're the one who's really got a frozen heart

You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better but like a pornstar, you blew it
As for your powers, they're hardly legit
You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit

Does it really count as magic if when you 'let it go'?
The only thing that moves is ice and snow
I talk to animals and it always impresses
You're just a blonde snowblower in sparkly dresses

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That's right, manipulating snow
I'm the best at that game, which means you're under my control 'cause that's you're stupid name
And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya?
And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?

I'm savvy, strong, single, and so independent
You're the weakest role model while I am transcendent
You're a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
I'm the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest

So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
You're one ditsy princess, I'm a motherfucking queen