Thinking of drinking, thinking of Paul
pick up the phone and give him a call
after a few, brothers of Paul
all for one, one for all
out of beer, off to the store
on his way he runs into a whore
three say yes, two say no
all of our beer money just for a blow
brothers of Paul
he'll drink anything a bud or a coors
he'll drink anything, even if it's yours
can't be a drag, won't put up with bores
wake up in the morning with a dick full of sores
ha ha Paul you've got a dick full of sores my friend
and they're not gonna go away not today
he's always laughing so will you
people staring at him don't have a clue
sybils got it bad, Pauls no better
she won't go to sleep, cuz he might get her