Yo, pay attention
And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down
Check it
If I spraf then I lie
If you ask yes is aye
If I'm melted I'm high
And if am sneaky am sly
If am drunk then am pished
If am spewing am sick
Heroin is smack
Got smacked you got hit (Also)
A chibs a stab a kid is a wain
Cocaine is called ching
If it's shan it's a shame
If you know then you ken
Shit a mucka's a friend
A girls a lassie ken that a womans a hen
And if you met a dirty u met a slut
You got a gam you got sucked
And if you got a shag then you got fucked
If your ringing your soaked
Toke or draw is a smoke
A scores a 20 note skint your broke
And if you got punched that means you got a bat
Blether's a chat
Got leathered then your put on your back
I ken you like the way I'm speaking it
I talk with slang and a'l never stop speaking' it
Speak with criminal slang
And that's the way that a talk like
Vocabulary spills I'm I'll
Speak with criminal slang
It's just the way that a talk like
Vocabulary spills I'm I'll
Yo Ok
A roundhouse is a hook
If a chore I'm a crook
Big L explained it a just switch it about like
Called names got slagged
Got caught got nabbed
If you got fucking plugged then u got stabbed
So If your raja then your crazy
A fix is a hit and a bairn is a baby
Attacked you got jumped
Left out you got bumped
If someone's taking ages then they're taking the cunt
If a steal then a tax
My soap bar is my hash
Rapid is fast
If we fight then we scrap
The food you eat is your scan
If am sound then am cool
If it's finished it's tanned
And your weapons a tool
If it's shady it's bad
If your pathetic your sad
A cigarette is a fag
And if your rageing you mad
I ken you like the way I'm speaking it
I talk with slang and a'l never stop speaking' it
Speak with criminal slang
And that's the way that a talk like
Vocabulary spills I'm I'll
Speak with criminal slang
It's just the way that a talk like
Vocabulary spills I'm I'll
The weed a smoke is my green
And a fruit machine is a puggie
A minging lassie that's ugly
But if your girls stunning she's hot
Healthys a lot keep shottie you watch
A healthy swagger is the way that a walk
Talkings banner
Good fights called a pagger
Long hard stare is you giving daggers
If you're peeving you drink
Drink enough and get reeking
Smiling is cheesing
If it's packed then it's heaving
Smelly is humming
If am spunking am coming
Throwing is chucking
If am dashing am running
(I run Edinburgh)
The TV is a telly
Boyfriend am your felly
Guts your belly
If am sorted am ready
And if you're minted then you've got loads of cash
Got away took a nash
Werd n Deek fucking class
I ken you like the way I'm speaking it
I talk with slang and a'l never stop speaking' it
Speak with criminal slang
And that's the way that a talk like
Vocabulary spills I'm I'll
Speak with criminal slang
It's just the way that a talk like
Vocabulary spills I'm I'll
A shout out to all the real Scottish Mc's
No fake accents