The Weird Paul Rock Band - I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese Тексты

I got drunk at chuck e. cheese
On several of their bland chablis
I got drunk at chuck e. cheese
And i was asked to leave

I just wanted to know how their wine would taste
But i ended up so very faced
I guess you could say that i got trashed
But you also could say that i got smashed
Chuck e. cheese is a talking mouse
And that kind of makes sense when you are soused
All i wanted was to cut loose
But i went to far and got totally juiced

I wish i could've helped nicole when her mom got lost
But i wasn't worth a damn cuz i got tossed
I sat down right in front of my plate
And i was so messed up that my pizza tasted great
I thought of scott zodiack when i was wasted
When i saw the puppet's mustache so badly pasted

I got up on stage, i was pretty tipsy
People started throwing tokens but most of them missed me
You don't know what it's like unless you are plastered
When a 6 foot mouse calls you a bastard
He might not have hit me if he hadn't been goaded
But that's just how i am when i get loaded
It's no surprise that i got booted
Cuz my brain was so chabli-polluted