(verse one)
(it was) after a show / last saturday evening
Church is in the morning / so i had to be leaving
She's eyeing my cd / trying to play it low key
And what do you know? / she walks up to me
With a face full of beauty / and a smile so lovely
Just like the time / when a dime once loved me
She wants to hug me / i have to decline
And dang man, it's hard / cause this girl was fine
She comments on my rhyme / and a show well done
I'm impressed by your ministry / most mal one,
Hello my name is mary / and i'm a missionary
I know my god but / i'd like to know vocabulary
This girl is butter an / angel wings hovering
But i'm left uttering / muttering, stuttering
Saying nothing other than / uhhh, what
Mr. malone, / may i have your phone number an ...?
Chorus:
Hey how ya doin' / sorry ya couldn't get through
Leave your name / and your number
And i'll / get back with you
(verse two)
See, girl i got problems / please don't be sobbing
Try to get your talk on / but i just walk on
Not your fault, hon / yo, it's yours, punk!
Yeah, i know that / i gotta lotta little junk
Try to clear it out / for a brand new start
And maybe after that / you can dial my heart
Heavenly father heavenly father / lord have mercy shine your light
And once it's all bright / madame you can be my wife
Chorus:
Hey how ya doin' / sorry ya couldn't get through
Leave your name / and your number
And i'll / get back with you
(verse three)
Excuse ma'm / may i have a little time?
I see your sure fine / but i wanna know what's on your mind:
Number 1: are ya free to see someone?
Number 2: girl, what your momma name you?
Number 3: honestly, what do ya think of me?
Number 4: why and what'd ya come here for?
Number 5: uh, how long ya been alive?
Number 6: do you abstain from sex?
Number 7: girl, are you going to heaven?
Number 8: please, tell me that you're straight?
Number 9: do ya shine for the divine?
Number 10: would ya like to be my friend?
If ya said yes to all the questions /
Then grab ya bic pen and begin to listen /
Cause my name is vm and i'm a christian /
I'll call this weekend, right around 10
Breakdown:
I'm vocab maloney / no money feeling lonely
Baby show me tenderoni / who just wants to know me
I won't be no phony honey / just ya one and only
I'm vocab maloney / call me on the telephoney, like
Chorus:
Hey how ya doin' / sorry ya couldn't get through
Leave your name / and your number
And i'll / get back with you