hello
the rain falls down on the van's windshield
that sign says 'stop', but i don't think i'll yield
without you, it's hard to concentrate
the show started early, we're lost and we're late
i look in my pocket to see what we got paid
but somehow lint isn't equal to minimum wage
i look in the mirror last night's show left a trace
it's yesterday's tomato on today's face
and they booed.
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so hello Dahlonega, hello 'insert your town' here
hello Dahlonega, we'll sound better after you've had some beer
there goes... that theory
there goes... my baby
there goes... somebody taking our van!
each new city, a place we've never been
between each city, we call AAA again
i almost want to quit, forget this, let's go home
i spent all my money on a black plastic comb
i look at your picture in the glove compartment
i wasn't watching the road, i had a small accident
nobody showed up, we didn't make double digits
we were the opening act for some dwarf tossing midgets
and they booed.
hello Dahlonega, hello 'insert your town' here
hello Dahlonega, you'll sound better after we have some beer
there goes... that theory
there goes... my baby
there goes... someone else out the door
angry fans attacked us as we made our escape
we tried to out run them, but we're too out of shape
so hello.