It's almost over hoe, she ain't no hoe
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Got that goodwill game to feed the po'
I got bitches don't ask what these are fo'
Might learn a few things that you need to know
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All the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
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The computer from the eight track
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Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked, lickin' on my dog bone
Short Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
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Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this motherfucker
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I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the point
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Oh yeah, and it's all real baby
None of those silicone, blonde Barbie bitches
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You got a website player? What's yo address?
You know? It's that old game baby
It all started at the Player's Ball
Don't miss the next party
'Cuz you might get lucky, biatch