Ladies want the plastic face
plastic boobs and plastic legs
wanna look better than what they do
plastic surgery make a fool out of you
you cant help it all ugly when you're born
teeth all crooked and fed on corn
you're just another lonely face
feel that your life is out of place
you with the plastic face
you're in a stranger place
look at my profile now
i feel much better somehow
so you thought you'd be happy
with a lift and a tuck and a poke and a peel
make your boobs bigger and tighten that butt
make it look better than you know what
but all those cuts came back on you
your face fell apart and you lost that tooth
woulda been better just to leave it alone
do the best with what you were born
you with the plastic face you're in a stranger place
look at my profile now
I feel much better somehow