Early in the eighties
The brealdancers very strong
But we destroyed their discos
The day and all night long
Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholical
Zombies attacked us from behind
But we survived the Berlin nights
Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash 'til death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' 'til our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive
And then we joined the beer-wars
Invasion chemical
We puked into the tour bus
The morning after smell
Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholical
There knocked an alien at my door
"Meaning of life?" it asked me for
Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash 'til death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' 'til our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive
We won't be stone cold sober
Like our two-faced manager
We do the tankard club tour
No groupies there at all
Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholical
We still destroy all discos
The kings of beer are back, let's go
Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash 'til death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' 'til our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive