[Akon Intro:]
(KONVICT...)
Damn lil' mama... u thought Akon and T-Pain was the only ones in luv wit a stripper?
U forgot to mention: Twista, Pimp C, Paul Wall, MJG and Too $hort?
U know we had to remix this.
[T-Pain]
She got the body of a goddess, everybody know dat,
Super cute face and her booty so fat.
I'm in the club droppin' twenty-fo'stacks,
Cuz im in luv, and that's a well known fact.
Like... yea, she know what she doin',
If a nigga chillin' wit a stripper, then he never go back home.
She got eyes butter pecan brown, can't leave it alone.
Likin' the way she break it down to the floor,
Need to get her over here and show her where
It's about to go down right now.
I'm in luv wit a stripper...
[Twista]
U wanna know why Twista be on fifty?
T-Pain invited me to Magic City, i'ma bout to have some fun,
Two-thousand ones in each pocket of my Evisu's wit me.
I like the way lil' mama get up on the table.
I like it when she pours the honey in her navel.
I like it when she smack her fatty and then rollin' it up in front of me
I wanna touch her, but i ain't able.
U want legs?... She can shake it on top of the pole.
Look at the laffy taffy, when she pop it, she roll.
Wanna get her in the bed right after they close.
When i do a video, they give u the popular role.
In the V.I.P., they do the little lap dance.
Come and grind on the woody of a black man.
In my ear, tellin' me the shit a nigga like to hear, while i nibble on your nipple, like Pac Man
She freakin', she lickin', she rubbin', then she pulled my dick out and start suckin'
All becuz i be the Twista, even tho T-Pain told me shorty was a freak
I ask her can i take her home.
[Chorus 2x]
I'm in luv wit a stripper...
She really think i'm playin, i'm playin
She take me for a joke when i said, "I'm in luv wit a stripper"
Gotta get her, i gotta get wit her
I can't stay out this club.
[Pimp C]
(Young Pimp C)
I'ma P-I-M-P, trickin' ain't in my pedigree.
It really ain't bout no square luv, strictly cuz she payin' me.
She be wanna lay me, but i can't do too much of that,
Cuz even tho your ass fat, freakin' off ain't where it's at.
But i can show u how to get out there and get it.
U luv your daddy, i know u wit it.
That's why i got luv for u, cuz u get out there and do what it do.
Workin' my piece and work the pole.
Rate the trick, you gotta play the roll.
Get the money, break 'em off, and we in the benz and we scratchin' off.
[Paul Wall]
(Paul Wall, baby)
It was luv at first sight, when i seen that ass shakin'
And about 50 dollars later, it was luv and i'll make you
Simply want my heart, when i saw the way u work that pole,
And when u bent over, u had my wallet in a choke hold.
I saw u in ya birthday suit, and baby it was fate.
When ya give me a lap dance it's like we gone on a date.
But i feel like ya cheatin' on me, when i see ya dancin' wit other guys,
I'm runnin' low on 1s, i can't lie, i'm in luv baby.
[Chorus 2x]
[R. Kelly]
I must be the first man to ever fall in love wit a ass.
Gonna go down on my knees and ask that ass to marry me.
That booty makes me forget about any chick I've creep wit in my past.
Plus we got a lot in common, she's a stripper, i'ma freak.
Make me wanna grab it, i gotta habit, i gotta have it.
U can call me the man of steel, cuz that ass is just like a magnet.
Damn... u got me so in luv, can't stay away from this club.
Everytime I find myself rollin' up on them dubs.
I been around the world, see booty all the time.
I neva seen a booty so so pretty, so so fine.
*Ear rreerr rreerr reerr* ur commin' down the pole.
No secret why I'm here cuz gurl u keep my dog on swole.
When it drop drop, when it pop pop, and when it hop hop.
Baby the way u doin' that thing, don't u stop, stop.
I wanna stick it, wanna kiss it, if I could I'd put my whole damn head in it.
Cuz I'm in luv wit a stripper.
[Chorus]
[MJG]
I'm in luv wit a stripper, i need to get some stripper counselin'
Cuz im the first one in the front row when they make her stripper announcements
I think im fallin in luv wit the one with the most ass and little bitty waist,
I'ma go and buy this bitch a Volkswagen.
MJG, pimp tight, no more tippin' stop the bill.
If i come in here one more night, i'm gone need Dr. Phil.
Numba chill, step back, and tell them bitches outright,
Ain't no way i can turn a stripper into a housewife.
[Too $hort]
My last girl was pretty, but she wasn't fine as u.
She was sexy, but couldn't do the things u do.
She could dance, but nothin' like the way u move.
I used to want her until the day i saw u.
I'ma grown ass man, i thought i seen it all
Doin' all that on the pole, and didn't even fall.
And right then, i knew exactly what it was...
I wanna fuck the baddest bitch in the club.