I don't want to go and party,
I don't want to shoot the pier,
I don't want to take the doggie for a walk,
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer,
I don't want to do a bong load, go and wrench on a car,
I don't want to hose the dog shit down,
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed,
I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay.
I don't want to watch no porno,
And I don't want to play guitar,
I don't want to spank the monkey,
I don't want to go down to the corner bar,
And I ain't even got to listen
To all the stupid shit you got to say.
I don't want to do a goddamn thing.
I don't want to,
Want to leave my bed today
I don't want
Want to leave my bed today
I don't want
I don't want to leave my bed today
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay
I don't want to eat burritos,
Or read about OJ
No I don't want to get a head rush
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
I ain't got to leave my bed today
No, no, no, no, no, no
Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay