This is the last time, this time I will win
It took a long time to gain this weight
It will take a long time to lose it again
I will have only water for a week
Then maybe carrots and celery
And if I lose then Sunday, I'll have brown rice
Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
And I'm thin even when I sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
When I'm only one hundred pounds
I bought a doctor's scale on sale today
It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly
But I know it's going to help me reach my goal
I get so dizzy when I stand up fast
And I don't feel like dancing
But I know I'm gonna do it this time, for sure
Now I walk past the fatsos eating dough nuts
With cream filling, icing, jimmies
And I am so glad I am not like them
Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
And I'm thin even when I sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
When I'm only one hundred pounds
Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake
And when I woke up I was sure it was true
So I weighed myself just to make sure and drank a Diet Coke