Stephen Lynch - For Me Тексты

The union of a woman and a man,
Touching for the very first time;
The gentle texture of a hand,
True love is always hard to find.

And sometimes my penis aint as hard as wood.
And sometimes youre disappointed in my manlihood.
I cant take it, please:
Fake it for me.

The delicate nature of love
Can only make this relationship grow.
And though its sent from heaven above,
Things dont always work down below

And I know that the porno movies make you feel cheap.
And sometimes you finish while Im fast asleep
I cant take it, please:
Fake it for me.

I try so hard to be a man, but
Youre so damn hard to please
Doesnt help to know your best friend
Runs on batteries.
I cant take it, please:
Fake it for me.

Even though my loves a little premature,
When you call me Mr. Softee, I get...insecure.
I cant take it
Please, fake it
For me.
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