It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said:
"Listen everyone, I love you guys!
You are my best friends in the world,
You make me glad to be alive!"
"Excuse me, hi there!
I'm the announcer for a fun new family game.
It's called super smash brothers!"
"That sounds nice, how do we play?"
"Well, first I'm going to warp you
Into a world of hate and war,
Where you'll assault everyone
You have ever known and loved before."
"I don't think I wanna do that..."
"Oh, come on, it'll be a bash!
Now grab all of your little friends
'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking smash!"
Whoa-oh!
"Wait, no!"
Let's go! Kick the shit out of your friends!
"That's not cool."
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end
3, 2, 1, Smash!
Mario...
"Hey, bro-argh!"
...Your chode has been destroyed 200%
"I need that chode!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta smash!"
The park was destroyed
Hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held donkey kong captive
In his huge, disgusting head
Fox said: "hey mario, stop crying
Just psych up and fight instead."
"I'm luigi, all these bloodstains
Make my overalls look red!"
"Sonic looked tough, 'til link kicked him in the stuff.
The madness of cold-blooded murder had overtaken jigglypuff!
He blasted bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit,
And then he took three falcon punches like it wasn't even shit."
"Is the time almost over?
I can't tell, my face is mashed."