Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and black
This game's gonna give me a heart attack
Ya got singles, doubles, and triple licks
Do what ever ya want, just pick your stick
My name is Sryan Bruen
And I play blue
Back in the day, I say toodle-oo to you
See, I am the rover, God gave me like 4 leaf clover
Hey wicket, Get your stick,
Gonna rob the courts, gonna rob the courts
I'm DJ Wicked and I rule the court
Lies for me, ya hear that sport
Put 'em through the holes, yeah I got my ho's
Watch up This is a croquet hold-up
My swing is sweeter than a fat jelly donut
Excuse me, back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok we'll play croquet
I inhereted my stroke from the queen
I've known lots of blokes off the green
So put your pounds & your bucks on me
I'm second only to capital B
1st come 1st serve the losers
I'm gonna wipe this point thing clean
When you bend over, to take the pucks
All you fuckin' punks can kiss our butts
We like to spend a lot of money
On supporting sports
Besides it realizes more
Than television-spots
We don't need no racers that
Really are the best
Excuse me, back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok we'll play croquet
Their entry's our publicity
We don't care 'bout the rest
When racing fast it's easy enough
To make a wrong decision
But just be sure that when you crash
You're on television
Don't want to say it out loud
Not sure I like how it sounds
But I need you so much
That's it's breaking me down
So I'll say it now
Before I get too proud
Excuse me, back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok, we'll play croquet
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Ok we'll play croquet