On the first day of the end of Christmas
The first thing that I crossed off my list
Was killing a T-Rex who was super pissed
On the second day of the end of Christmas
The next thing we freakin did
Was burn down the very first cranberry field
On the third day of the end of Christmas
We got some rabid rats
And let them loose to eat all Santa hats
On the fourth day of the end of Christmas
We got a big ass log
And brain damaged the inventor of eggnog
On the fifth day of the end of Christmas
I got some rabid crows
And attacked the lady who tied the first bow
On I guess the last day of the end of Christmas
We got a tazer gun
And tazed the shit out of George Washington
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