In front of a tavern, flat on his face
A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...
Buy me a beer just two bucks a glass
C'mon help me I'm freezing my ass
Buy me a brandy or a snifter of wine
Who am I kidding, I'll just drink turpentine
Move it, ya drunk
Or I'll blast your rear end
But I found two bucks
Then come in, my friend
And so, let us leave on this heartwarming scene
Can I be a boozehound?
Not 'til you're fifteen