Irasshaimase, nan mei sama desuka?
Ni mei sama desuka? Otsure sama ga ato kara kuru
Otabako sui masuka? Goannai itashimasu
Gochuumon ga kimattara, yonde kudasai ne
Kyou wa kanojo to hatsu deeto (mada, mada, mada konai)
Sanjuppun tattemo mada konai (mada, mada, mada konai)
Boke, boke, machi boke
Irasshaimase, okimari desuka?
Wafuu hanbaagu desuka? Wafuu hanbaagu desu ne
Gochuumon wo kurikaeshimasu, wafuu hanbaagu desu ne
Oshibori wo douzo. Kao wa fukanaide...
Chuumon no shina ga mada konai (mada, mada, mada konai)
Itoshii kanojo mo mada konai (mada, mada, mada konai)
Iya, mattaku yo, mou itsumade matasendayo koko no tenin waa yo!?
Taihen omataseitashimashita. Negi ramen de gozaimasu.
Nani. Ano, wanfuu hanbaagu tandan desukedo...
Ee wafuu hanbaagu desuka?
Moushiwake gozaimasen, ishiyaki bibinba deshita ne?
Ou ou ou ou, ite mauzo kora!
Irasshaimase, youkoso konbanwa
Asa kara ban made, aisatsu wa tsuzuku
Itoshii ano ko wa tabun mou konai
Tanon de monai no ni, coohii ga kita yo
Chuumon no shina wa mou konai (mou, mou, mou konai)
Itoshii kanojo mo mou konai (mou, mou, mou konai)
Boke, boke, machi boke