I driving around and I went in the ditch
I crashed onto a cat and cried after that
and all I know is that ill have to pay for that
and my inshurance is descized like a bat
if you want to buy me coffee that's ok
im homeless and drowning and poor
than one thousand and old folks care
will send out of theirs please come get me
im dying in this ditch!
SOMEONE CALL 911!!