I am cool but a little shoddy
I 'm a man in a child's body
Never grow old and I am Ace
No one ever dares get in my face
Walk in the streets with my best buddy
He's quite cool though his nose is runny
Old dudes chase us everyday
They're never gonna let us reach puberty
I know what I wanna be
I'm gonna be a burdon on society
Know just what I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be a burden on society
Girls think I've got a sexy body
Chasin' me is their hobby
Don't run fast keep to their pace
Let them catch me put them in their place
I play daddy and they play mummy
Things they do are so funny
Parents get home I'm outta the way
Never gonna let us reach puberty
Chorus x 2
Go to gigs wiv my big brother
He's always looking' for a bit of the other
We're in a band were doin alright
Selling out gigs every night
Were makin loads and loads of money
Don't want sugar in tea I want honey
this is where I'm gonna stay
if they ever let me reach puberty