One more drink and I’ll be
Just right to sink this song
Three sheets to the wind
I won’t be standing for too long.
Well there’s people in the kitchen
People in the halls
Crowding in the bathroom
Lining on the walls
And I can’t move at all
No I can’t move at all
Yeah, there’s plenty to drink
But there’s never enough
Get some liquor in the dishwasher
For when that number’s up
I think I’ll pour another cup
Yeah, this drink should fix me up
Well, there’s music in the front room
Smokers in the back
Friends and family everywhere
How many can we pack?
(How many can we pack?)
Inside this party shack
I want to make my way out back
So much whiskey in me
Think I’ll have one more
Aw shit, the bottle’s empty
Whose gonna make it to the liquor store?
One more drink and I’ll be
Just right to sink this song
Three sheets to the wind
We’re gonna keep it going all night long
Staring down an ocean of cigarettes and beer
Sinking ships and Dixie cups
The patio’s up here
Right now, nothing’s all too clear
Looks like a circus parked here
The toilet’s over-flowing
Got dishes on the roof
The proof is in the pudding
And the pudding’s 80 proof
Not a thing to do (not a thing to do)
Now I can’t get out of the way (can’t get out of the way)
Party tide is swelling (party tide is swelling)
Feels so right (feels so right)
Feels so right now that Kurt’s away
Yeah, ‘til tonight becomes today
Oh, it feels so right
Feels so right
Drink away
Too drunk to sing this song
Three sheets to the wind
We’re gonna keep it going all night long