NOFX - New Boobs Тексты

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs, new boobs- jugs....