I am happy little kid
I don't have a car so i don't skid
I don't smokeand i don't drink
I use Rexona so i don't stink
Wear a white shirt under my clothes
I don't fart nor pick my nose
I am a nice guy, I'm polite
I turn the other cheekl, I never fight
But I kill the cat
and shoot the poseurs in the back
Raised a weapon for a bad lad
and beat on my neighbour with a bat
I have a bath everyday
and I can hear what people say
I go fishing with my dad
I'm always such a happy lad
Don't go naked to the school
I don't say fuck, I have a rule
Go to bed every night at ten
I brush my teeth, I'm so bad
But I kill the cat
and shoot the poseurs in the back
Raised a weapon for a bad lad
and beat on my neighbour with a bat
With a bat, with a bat, with a bat, oh with a bat....go
and beat on my neighbour with a bat
beat on my neighbour with a bat