I wanna tell you all a story about a Harper valey widow and wife who had a tenage daughter who attended Harper Valley junio High her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play she said mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA well the note said Mrs. Johnson your wearing your dresses way tohigh its reported you've been drinking and a running around with men and goin wild and we don't believe you outa be a bringing up your little girl this way and it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon and they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room and as she walked pu to the blackboard I an still recall the words she had to say she said I'd like to address the meeting of the Harper Valley PTA well their Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date and Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use alot of eyes whenever he's away and Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town and shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep her window shade a pulled completely down well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed to long at Kellys Bar again and if you smell Shirley Thompsons breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin and then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit well this is just a little Payton place and your all Harper Valley hypocrites no I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way the day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA the day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA