I´ve got a friend
Who drank so much he bloated
I´ve got a friend
Whose bicycle exploded
I´ve got a friend
Who blew his nose and floated
I´ve a friend
Whose shit was golden
My friend´s on bentil
My friend´s on bentil
My friend´s a fucking drugstore
I´ve got a friend
Who flapped his arms and flew
I´ve got a friend
Whose dog turned blue
I´ve got a friend
Who used to be a frog
I´ve got a friend
Who chased cats like a dog
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