I'm a heavy-metal monster
And it's my fourteenth birthday
What have you mere mortals
To offer me on this date?
They blindfolded me and took me
To the basement of the house
A surprise party just for me
Trays filled with human meat
chorus: Cannibal Family
I scream in agony
Cannibal Family eh
Eating arms legs 'n feet
I thought my life was dull
Blew my candles on a skull
I thought I was tough to beat
Was so scared I had to shit
Grandpa said "The time has come,
for you to make your move"
"You'd better eat in front of everyone
Or we're gonna eat you"
repeat chorus
Now I know what happened to the girl next door
She's lying on my plate
'N I gotta have some more
I gotta have some more!
Cannibal Family