We're Blades, The Musical Blades
We come from the sea, to be in your company
We're dumb, we're funny, but looks aren't everything
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
Anachronistic, Egotistical Blades
We've been entertaining, and sometimes offending
Audiences, since the turn of the century
And we do it with a show that we rated PG-14
Wait a minute mate, there's too many syllables in the line
What's syllables mean?
What's anachronistic mean?
I don't even know what egotistical means.
You don't?
No.
Well that's strange, because if you look that word up in the dictionary, your picture's right next to it.
It is?
Yea.
I'm Famous!
Not even.
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
We come from the sea, to be in your company
We're dumb, we're funny, but looks aren't everything
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
Anachronistic, Egotistical Blades
Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum AHOO!
Dum, Dum, Dum…..
Wait, wait, wait….. That's just stupid mate.
No it's not, it's "Dumb"
A little bit of comedy is exactly what you need if you're ever going to get any where.
And we welcome you folks with a few tasteless jokes…..
Ohhh, his breath smells so bad it's like his tongue farted
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
We come from the sea, to be in your company
We're dumb, we're funny, but looks aren't everything
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
Anachronistic, Egotistical Blades
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid AHOO
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid….
No, no, no mate. That's just dumb!
No it's not, it's "Stupid"
Sometimes in our shows we sing
Sometimes in our shows we do sword fights
Sometimes we tell bad jokes
If everyone's not too uptight
But with our witty dialog, and choreography
We're only here for just one thing….
Your money!
That's right, gratuity is much appreciated, and after our show's over we will be passing our hats and mugs around, and if you have enjoyed our presentation please show your appreciation with a dollar or two….
Mate…. Mate… hey… you're going to scare them off.
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
We come from the sea, to be in your company
We're dumb, we're funny, but looks aren't everything
We're Blades, The Musical Blades
Anachronistic, Egotistical Blades
Sit back and enjoy the music, of the music-al blades….