Oh let me tell you tales of Castrating Katy
The prettiest girl I think there's ever been
She went on a ship with her poppy on business
Didn't know her life would change from there on in
It was late one night on a cargo ship, and we were lost a sea'o
Katy was the daughter of a merchant man, a crisp and clean sixteen'o
With the body of a much more mature girl, and a gullible demeanor
Katy didn't know what would soon go down and the men would soon betray her
Oh let me tell you tales of Castrating Katy
And how her smile would soon change to a vengeful thirst
And from the cargo bin she heard the sound of her poppy
Be damned with you all, you'll go through me first
I woke up to the sound of some ladies screams
And there sat Katy in her father's blood and a man told me to leave.
Seven men with clubs gathered round her now, as they laughed and joked in tandem.
And one stood before her with his trousers down, commanding her to please him
Oh let me tell you tales of Castrating Katy
No blade to bow no nothing but her own sharp teeth
And as blood trickled down her face one wailed and the others stood in silence
That bastard fell and Katy found her feet
As I was taken back to me own quarters, and I couldn't see her no more
But I heard blood chilling howls and someone jumped overboard
Well me captor he soon went away, to see what went awry
And with a grin I ran to look over the bow and see her with me own two eyes
Oh let me tell you tales of Castrating Katy
The prettiest girl I think there's ever been
She went on a ship with her poppy on business
Didn't know her life would change from there on in
Well it's going on damn near five years since that day at sea
But last night I met with a buxom young lass, familiar did she seem
She said her name was Katy, she remembered me from that night on the boat
And with a wink and a smile she pointed to the man at the bar, six down and two to go
Now there are some pirate lot, hell bent on fame and glory
But there are those with vengeful thoughts, tis why I tell this store
"So what you're saying in this story, mate, is that she bit off someone's….."
Oh let me tell you tales of Castrating Katy
The most ruthless girl to sail the seven seas
A heart of gold but you better not cross her
Or Katy will turn from good to down right mean
Oh let me tell you tales of Castrating Katy
The prettiest girl I think there's ever been
She went on a ship with her poppy on business
Didn't know her life would change from there on in