My Marge is such a delight
She thrills me at night
The second I turn off the light
My Marge is peaches to me
When no one can see
She snuggle up is heavenly
My Marge squeeze me, squeeze me
Take me home for tea
Lets not stay out too late
'Cause your mother will be 'cross
And Ill be down across her knee, you know
My Marge speaks double Dutch
Shes so ripe to touch
Thats why I love her very much
O, three, three, o
And take me home for tea
Lets not stay out too late
'Cause your mother will be 'cross
And Ill be down across her knee, you know
You know my Marge is such a delight
She thrills me at night
The second I turn off the light
You know my Marge
Shes a nice girl you know
She picks her nose
Throws the brown lumps over the right side
The green lumps over the left side
And everybody else says goodnight