Did you really just spend money on me?
Did you really just pay for this CD?
I thought that no one liked me, it doesn't make sense
Am I really worth nine dollars and ninety-nine cents?
I can't help if they like it, what can I do?
Stupid people like you help me buy my food
I can't help if they hate it, what do I know?
Throw my albums out your window
1, 2, 3, 4: Watch me try to count some more
6, 9, 2, 8: Aren't numbers really great?
4, 3, 2, 1: This stupid thing has just begun
9, 1, 5, 6: This Mohawk thing's a stupid trick
Chorus
I can't help it, you don't like it, oh, no refunds
You don't want it, I don't want it so, no refunds
I can't help it, you don't like it, oh, no refunds
You don't want it, I don't want it so, no refunds
This is so wrong, I need a job
Pray for my mom, This band's a bomb