You better call your brother up to save your neck
You better get a real job and fix this wreck
You better claim your income like the real men do
You better send your 1099 to anyone you gave 5 bucks to
All in all we're one debt away (one debt away)
All in all there's one more bill to pay
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home
You better call the doctor up if you're feeling sick
Go get a gun and rob someone to pay for it
You better leave that bar alone and come home tonight
You better thank God, work today, and hope that your boy grows up alright
All in all we're one debt away (one debt away)
All in all there's one more bill to pay
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home
You better make your lady have just one more kid
And then collect that government check for what you did
You better love your country and be willing to die
You better arrest your president to live on your pay and still get by
Yea, we'll always be one debt away (one debt away)
And there will always be one more bill to pay
And you better...
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home
Be glad to be home